I peeked around the door into the shower.
There he was exactly as they’d said he would be. Stark naked, with a nasty looking gash above his right eye, his silly pink plastic shower hat on his head, soaking wet and quite dead. Impressive.
When I’d first contacted the company they’d assured me his demise would be made to look like an accident. They weren’t cheap, but finally being rid of that bore of a husband was worth every penny.
All I needed to do now was scream, act a little hysterical and phone the police.
My new life beckoned.
MikeJackson©2017
Photo prompt courtesy of Rochelle Wisoff-Fields at Friday Fictioneers.
Always good when you find a company you can rely on who will guarantee a good job. I wonder if she will use them again in the future if things don’t work out…
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I think she might!
Thanks for dropping by Iain.
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wouldn’t she have been better to have had the maid find him? That way she’d have an alibi?
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I’ve a feeling it might be the maid who gets the blame. This company are devious as well as reliable.
Thanks for your comments.
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Not so boring in dath by the sunds of it – he makes quite a picture! Nicely told tale Mike and a great FF
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I think it’s the pink plastic shower hat that does it!
Thanks for your comments Lynn.
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Absolutely! My pleasure
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A well done hit, worthy of a master storyteller. Loved it!
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Many thanks for your kind words.
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Sounds like she lived an interesting life, and is going to have an even more interesting life moving forward.
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The future does look bright for her, s long as she gets away with it.
Thanks for your comments Kelvin.
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Love the title! Fun take 🙂
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Many thanks.
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How cool and collected she is as she surveys her dead husband. This is true cold blooded murder!
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To get away with it she needs to stay cool, calm and collected.
Thanks for your comments.
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Dark and funny. Love it! 😀
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Thanks for your comments Sonia.
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Oh, that pink shower cap kinda’ says it all? Doesn’t it. Good luck to her (I guess). Nice one.
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The shower cap was probably what pushed her to this action.
Thanks for your comments Alicia.
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What a great wife! This was good fun to read, Mike. Well done.
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A great wife but one I wouldn’t want!
Thanks for your comments.
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Everything seems to be going to plan – so far! Nice one.
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Thanks for your comments Keith.
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Very creative take on the prompt.
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Many thanks.
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Lets hope no one keeps records. You can get some good blackmail for this.
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Blackmail – now there’s an idea.
Thanks for your comments Joe.
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Hmmm, I wonder how she found that company’s details. Do you suppose that she will inherit something from his death?
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I think just not having him around will be a worthwhile inheritance!
Thanks for your comments Bernadette.
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Cold blooded hussy! Murder as a business activity! Whatever next!
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I understand the company have a Facebook page – but unable to find it!
Thanks for your comments Penny.
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Oh dear. That’s a high price to pay for being boring.
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well written
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