Dear Tooth Fairy
The last time we spoke you mentioned you were a little short of premolars, especially new ones. With that in mind I’ve collected a few (enclosed in the small bag) from some of my younger patients. You will notice that some are as good as new. (I was only able to extract these after telling the parents that their children’s teeth were rotten – a lie, I know, but a necessary one.) Hope you will take condition into considering when leaving the appropriate renumeration.
I look forward to doing business with you again.
The Deranged Dentist
Day 16 of my Drabble Project
(100 x 100 word stories in the month of October).