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Tests 

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“You’re new here ain’t you? What you in for?”

“Failed the punctuation and grammar test at Year 6. Never could get my head round where them bloody apostrophes were supposed to go. Then there was the spelling test. I put all the answers down as text speak, seems like the examiner had no sense of humour, so I ended up with a six month sentence in this place.What about you?”

“I’m in for bland story writing and I failed the  mental arithmetic test. The judge said I was a disgrace and gave me two years, no chance of parole.”

MikeJackson©2016

Day 13 of my Drabble Project
(100 x 100 word stories in the month of October).
Story 34.

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Now that I'm retired I have more time to devote to writing my blog and creating short stories.

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