OK, which idiot let the piano in? How many times have I got to tell you people, you never let the piano on set until after it’s had breakfast. No! Don’t try and pull him out, it’ll only get angry and then anything could happen. Just leave it to finish off its meal in peace and then maybe we can get some work done around here. In the meantime, has anybody seen Jimmy? Jimmy! Get your fat backside over here. I need you to find me another clown and be quick about it. We start filming in twenty minutes.
My 100 word contribution to Friday Fi100-words. I loved this photo.